Progressive Grade D Meat

McDonald's wants you to know that as they pay their employees starvation wages with no benefits to feed you highly-processed, grade D meat made from genetically modified, corn-fed cows raised in overly-crowded factory farms where the only joy these poor animals ever get is the sweet release of death only for their rotting flesh to be slapped between high-fructose corn syrup-injected week-old buns and some godforsaken concomitant of sauces that are supposedly "special" in order to pad their bottom line that's already bloated from the massive stimulus funds the government just handed them as if they were some welfare queen sucking at the government's teet just so it makes it a little bit easier to run every locally-owned small business restaurant that pays their employees a decent wage and sources their meat from local farms with grass-fed cows who are treated humanely out of business, that they are totally woke!

They were one of us:

Trayvon Martin. Michael Brown. Alton Sterling. Botham Jean. Atatiana Jefferson. Ahmaud Arbery. George Floyd. pic.twitter.com/s1UhP5vncv

— McDonald's (@McDonalds) June 3, 2020

Corporate wokeness is intolerable.