It what is easily the most shocking and bewildering turn of events in the history of humanity, it turns out Jeffrey Epstein may not have voluntarily given up on his plans to "seed the human race with his DNA" and actually just got whacked,
The body of disgraced money man and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who was found dead in his Manhattan federal prison cell in August, bore telltale signs of homicide despite an official ruling that he killed himself, a pioneering forensic pathologist revealed to “Fox & Friends” in an exclusive interview Wednesday.
Well, I guess despite my rather sarcastic title, I am somewhat surprised this is getting play in the mainstream press. Perhaps it was just too obvious.
Jeffrey Epstein's """"""""""suicide"""""""""" lead to a lot of conspiracy spiraling on my part. At this point, however, I think believing Epstein actually did off himself would require a farcical conspiracy theory the likes of which would make Alex Jones (or Rachel Maddow for that matter) blush.
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