Shock and Bewilderment

It what is easily the most shocking and bewildering turn of events in the history of humanity, it turns out Jeffrey Epstein may not have voluntarily given up on his plans to "seed the human race with his DNA" and actually just got whacked,

The body of disgraced money man and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who was found dead in his Manhattan federal prison cell in August, bore telltale signs of homicide despite an official ruling that he killed himself, a pioneering forensic pathologist revealed to “Fox & Friends” in an exclusive interview Wednesday.

The bombshell claim by Dr. Michael Baden, a former New York City medical examiner who has worked on high-profile cases during a five-decade medical career, is certain to reignite suspicions that surfaced immediately after Epstein... He noted that the 66-year-old Epstein had two fractures on the left and right sides of his larynx, specifically the thyroid cartilage or Adam’s apple, as well as one fracture on the left hyoid bone above the Adam’s apple, Baden told Fox News.
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“Those three fractures are extremely unusual in suicidal hangings and could occur much more commonly in homicidal strangulation,” Baden, who is also a Fox News contributor, said.

Well, I guess despite my rather sarcastic title, I am somewhat surprised this is getting play in the mainstream press. Perhaps it was just too obvious.

Jeffrey Epstein's """"""""""suicide"""""""""" lead to a lot of conspiracy spiraling on my part. At this point, however, I think believing Epstein actually did off himself would require a farcical conspiracy theory the likes of which would make Alex Jones (or Rachel Maddow for that matter) blush.