Jeffrey Epstein's Guards Admit to Falsifying Records

As far as """""conspiracy theories""""" go, the umm, non-conspiracy theory (?) on this one is starting to sound like chemtrails and Qanon.

...New York federal prosecutors charged Thomas and Noel with creating false records and conspiracy. The two guards admitted to falsifying records to make it seem as if they had conducted the required checks on Epstein's cell on the night of his death. However, video footage showed that Epstein had been left unwatched in his cell for eight hours before being discovered dead the following morning.

Both guards avoided jail time in exchange for agreeing to cooperate with the Justice Department's ongoing investigation into Epstein's death. Both men will also undergo supervised release and will be required to complete 100 hours of community service, according to the Associated Press.

At this point, regarding the "Epstein killed himself" line, I think The Babylon Bee put it best:

Fringe Conspiracy Theorist Believes Epstein Just Killed Himselfhttps://t.co/y3OkOVQA8v

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2019