To celebrate this May Day, when anarchist and communist "protesters" are setting Paris alight, The Onion reminds us that despite its partial descent into SJW nonsense, it can still knock them out of the park from time to time:
And of course, commie twitter had to come back with responses that could be guessed a mile away.
For why communism always devolves into Not Real Communism™ every single time, see my articles for Mises.org on the subject:
"Humans are Hard-Wired to Value Some People over Others"
"Markets Are Our Best Hope for Peaceful Cooperation"
"Every day is a new life to the wise man."
The Righteous Mind
Star Slate Codex
Consulting by RPM